jmccoolable: Archive

jmccoolable

February 2012

1 post

oldjewstellingjokes: Max Rosenthal, “Why I Hate Flowers” After we posted Max Rosenthal’s first joke here, popular web journal The Awl pronounced him the “King of Deadpan.”

August 2011

1 post

Can we talk about Gilbert Arenas' twitter profile...

joemande: This is Gilbert Arenas. Gilbert Arenas is a professional basketball player. A professional basketball player who sometimes isn’t allowed to play professional basketball because he occasionally brings loaded guns into his professional basketball player locker room and points said loaded guns at his professional basketball player teammates. In short, Gilbert Arenas is a complete...

July 2011

2 posts

iPhone4,000 →

Sucks if you just bought your flashy new iphone4.

June 2011

2 posts

ALBUM REVIEW: Black Spots - Extended Play →

twoheadedjustin: We Are The Upstate wrote a great review of my band’s most recent EP (released free online at http://blackspots.bandcamp.com). Go read it and download the EP now!

May 2011

1 post

Twitter needs to up its gamer status.

Since I haven’t been able to check out Twitter for the better part of the day, (over capacity?) I have to get my social media kicks somehow…and its nice to not have to limit myself to 160 characters.

April 2011

1 post

March 2011

5 posts

The Strokes, #newalbum #Angles http://t.co/O7i5Rre

"All This Time"

blackspotsmusic: New song from our upcoming EP: All This Time by BlackSpots

blackspotsmusic: “Let It Go,” from the upcoming...

If @charliesheen tweets it, I must do it. #planbetter #tigerblood #winning

Following @charliesheen is like smoking a tennis ball sized ball of coke. I. Just. Can’t. Stop. #tigerblood

February 2011

2 posts

RT @SarahHargett: New/free download at sarahhargett.bandcamp.com! Snow-inspired, love required. In time for a Valentine’s playlist! Peac …

The Pack win another title. All it took was getting rid of Brett Farve.

January 2011

1 post

It’s been a good 9 years Foxy. http://twitpic.com/3ndveo

November 2010

3 posts

October 2010

4 posts

LOCAL NATIVES LIVE!

We love you Bobby Cox!

September 2010

2 posts

August 2010

3 posts

In honor of Piranha 3D, opening in theaters today. →

Another fantastic trailer. I’m very excited to check out this movie, and what a great cast! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4

Chivalry is dead →

This dude bails on his girlfriend as a foul ball is quickly approaching their seats. The result, girlfriend gets struck by the foul ball. An update on this “story.” http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Houston-s-Foul-Ball-Couple-already-headed-for-?urn=mlb-262034

July 2010

19 posts

This is seriously fucked up. #gulfspill http://bit.ly/9U9aOw

December 17th, hurry up and get here. Pretty cool website for the movie too, with a streaming version of DAFT PUNK’s soundtrack. http://disney.go.com/tron/index_flash.html Also, I recommend riding the Light Bike.

Jack White for President? Jam sessions instead of Press Conferences? I’m just sayin…

Watchin @Therealbigboi tear it up on #Pitchfork.com, live from the Pitchfork Music Festival.

Who's the most rediculous racist, Mark Williams or... →

RT @ConanOBrien: Rest assured, I’m hard at work on the new studio. http://twitpic.com/25uh1q

Umm…my first thought? This kid is way too good for the venue.

LOCAL NATIVES, remixed.

RT @robhuebel: These Onstar radio commercials would be funnier if the operator tried to hit on the accident victims.

Is Joey Chestnut an American hero? I wonder how many terrorists he can eat in 10 minutes?

#Go ahead educated ya selves. →

Big Boi continues to impress.

RT @StephenAtHome: if you google “google” do you go into an infinite loop? is there something about it on yahoo answers?

June 2010

8 posts

Ah…to be young. http://bit.ly/dn8C7S

WTF just won’t do. What The Fuck? This is a smart idea.

http://www.chromoscope.net/ →

I’m a bit of a space nerd.